pishatoe
A one of a kind, splendid Italian fella whom you would be lucky to marry. Usually attends all male schools, which tend to follow Catholic rituals. Pishatoe’s usually are located on the east coast, and follow a strict sleeping schedule. The families roots trace but to Ancient Rome. You will probably catch them eating an abundance of “s’ghetti” at family dinners held @ 5:25 p.m give or take a day. Pishatoes are usually quite the lookers their main focus being hair care, abdominal maintenance, and homemade face masks. They follow a strict non-soda diet, eating mostly organic fruits and veggies. I can assume that pishatoes regularly brush, floss, rinse, and repeat. In some cases pishatoes have a dirty habit of snap chatting while sitting upon the porcelain throne. Overall, everybody needs a pishatoe.
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