Pirate Fan

A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.

Guy: "That guy is such a loser."
Guy's friend: "You mean he's a pirate fan?"

by ninjas rock January 4, 2012

pirates fan

Pirates Fan- an endangered species that lives between the months of April and September. Masses in early April for opening day but is seen sparsely until the next April. Pre-1992 the species was common in October but hasn't been seen in that month for many years. The Pirates fan has a unique way of talking, calling soda "POP" and beanbag toss "CORNHOLE". Professes love for Jack Wilson, Jason Bay and Brian Gilles like they were Barry Bonds, Bill Mazeroski and Roberto Clemente.

Mike: "Hey let's watch some baseball."

Matt: "AW YEAH! PIRATES ON ESPN 3, JACK WILSON GREATEST PLAYER EVER. GRAB ME A POP. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO AT PNC PARK IS PLAY CORNHOLE. I'M A TYPICAL PIRATES FAN!"

Mike: "The Yankees are on... let's leave minor league baseball for later."

by thesituation007 May 23, 2011

Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.

Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.

by Capgrid4 February 1, 2017

Fanny Pirate

One who raids, or pirates, another's booty.

Beast! is a fanny pirate.

by Btown666 April 26, 2006

Fantasy Pirate Hooker

A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.

Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!

Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010

Fantasy Pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!

by Fantasy Pirate Hooker October 27, 2010

Fake pirates of the caribbean fan

a dude who pretends to be a potc fan but dislikes potc 4-5 and says jack isn't the protagonist

"i'm a pirates of the caribbean fan,but i hate movies 4-5 and jack isn't the protagonist"
"ha,you're a fake pirates of the caribbean fan then,not to mention you're a major clown"

by captain jack sparrow345 June 22, 2020

pirateranger

it is a cross from a pirate and a power ranger it is everything thing that is cool all in one.
like a power ranger dressed up as a pirate
or a pirate dressed up as a power ranger
or it could be something that a power ranger and a pirate gave birth too

"what the hell was that?""oh that my friend was a pirateranger.""oh ok then"

by necrolust14 February 15, 2007