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Pinky Sanchez 

Pinky Sanchez: a pinky Sanchez is when you're playing a prank on one of your buddies and you pull the butt plug that you've been wearing all day out of your booty and you lay it under their nose and take a selfie picture with them. Or it could be a vibrator dildo that you may have been smashing your weed in in your center console that countsBut it can't be just any butt plug. It has to be one that looks like a penis It has to have the veins of a penis. It is not an actual pinky Sanchez if you use something that's shaped like a popsicle stick or cylinder because when those people get the photograph, they won't know what they're looking at. They'll be like what is that under Wesley's nose I don't get it. My name is Pinky Savage and I've been doing this praying for the better part of 30 years. The first pinky Sanchez was done 30 years ago and it was a guy that had jumped me from behind and was beating the hell out of me the course of battle I was able to turn things around and win the fight, and I was so pissed off and exhausted that I reached in my pocket and pulled the dildo out that I had stash my weed in, and I laid it under his nose, grabbed his cell phone, took a photograph of the penis under his nose and sent it to his grandmother who is in his contacts and said grandma I just wanna let you know. I love you and I've been thinking about you a lot lately just a little background on how the pinky Sanchez came about.
Last night at the New Year's Eve party, Wesley drank way too much too fast and he passed out and his best friend Pinky went over there and gave him a pinky Sanchez then took Wesley cell phone and took a picture of it and then sent the selfie to his wife, which is also one of their best friends classic pinky Sanchez.
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Pink Sanchez 

After a hot session of unbridled finger fucking, when the penetrating finger is removed from the soaking wet cooch hole and wiped on your partners upper lip. Can be given by the girl after pleasuring herself or laid upon the girl’s upper lip by her partner after a steamy fingerbang session.
1.) Fuck that dirty old stripper; after she finger fucked the shit out of herself on my lap she gave me the pink sanchez!

2.) My girlfriend is so down she loves it when I give her a pink sanchez before work.
Pink Sanchez by A Man999 June 19, 2010

pink sanchez 

after having sex, the woman sticks her fingers into her vagina, wet with woman juice, and wipes a mustache above her man's lips to create the pink sanchez.
Sex with Tina last night was so amazing. Then she gave me a Pink Sanchez and I was able to enjoy more of her juices. Oh yeah!
pink sanchez by abcd1021 June 16, 2010

pink eye sanchez 

This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.
English

Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!

Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!

The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.