Pineapplebum

A person who often has pineapples shoved roughly into their anus, usually against their will.

"Ah, poor Pineapplebum. Bet he has a sore rectum."

by That0neGal July 19, 2013

Pineappleism

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.

Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.

by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010

pineapplepuss

When a pineapple and platypus make love, they create a pineapplepuss

Oh look at that pineapplepuss over there

by Benny Boi696969 June 21, 2020

Pineappleism

A funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie Pineapple Express.

Saying that someone is your BFFF is an example of a Pineappleism.

by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009

Pineappleism

Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.

Person 1: whats you religion?

Person 2: Pineappleism.

Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!

Person 2:(not really a religion though).

by we-will-eat-you May 14, 2009

Pineappleism

A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.

A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"

by benedictcuminhervaj April 12, 2015

pineapplesummer

lovely bloke innit

pineapplesummer is cool

by imaginedragondeeznutsonurface! January 16, 2024