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Pimplosophy 

The worldview and philosophy passed down among pimps from mentor to student.
A Pimplosophy held by many pimps is that Adam gave in to sexual temptation, and was tempted by Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit, thereby becoming, not the first man, but rather the first trick. As a result of this decision to bite into the forbidden fruit, most men are no longer ‘real men’ but rather mere ‘tricks’. Pimps themselves therefore represent the only real men left in America today.
Pimplosophy by T-Dawgy January 22, 2023
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Pillosophy 

To contemplete the most fundamental and general concepts and principles involved in thought, action and reality while under the influence of narcotics.
Mike spent half the night stretched out on the back lawn discussing foreign film, personal problems and Pillosophy with someone he’d only just met.
Pillosophy by Paul_A January 5, 2007
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Pillosophy 

1) Combination: pillows + philosophy

2) The study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language just before one falls asleep.

3) The rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct before dreaming.
"I went to bed and found my pillosophy."

"While I was pillosophizing last night, I remembered that the next day was my spouse's birthday."
Pillosophy by JWSTigre February 23, 2010