Pilsin 

The middle of absolutely nowhere;
a reference to the small American town of Pilsin, Kansas.
similar terms include just “the middle of nowhere” or simply “Kansas”

“If I lose this map one more time I’ll end up in Pilsin.”

Pilsin by Secretly Small February 16, 2024

pissin in yor pocket

"Old school"(meaning) While travelling with yor bros long distances.. in a car, and drinking beer ..about pissing and a bro pouring his warm beer in yor pocket as another bro holds ya!Mainly to shut you up!

He was not really "pissin in yor pocket"..dumb shit..You wouldn't shut up so we bent you over and poured warm beer down your pocket and ass!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!

pissin in yor pocket by anonymous November 6, 2017

challenge pissing 

A challenge where you try to piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet.

Hey bill, you want to do some challenge pissing? I guarantee I'll win

challenge pissing by Shark Attack April 12, 2007

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Challenge pissing 

A contest held at Big Bill Hell’s car dealership in which the contestant is challenged to piss six feet straight up in the air and avoid getting wet. If they’re dry, they receive no down payment on their car

“Take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s, home of challenge pissing!”

Challenge pissing by JustAVitalVestigialOrganHere November 8, 2018

Pissing lava 

The painful urination from STDs.

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!

Pissing lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck 

A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.

Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!

Rock-Pissing Dump Truck by Julesheart March 6, 2023