Pilofious 

An explosion of smiley and or sad faces on AIM.

Valerie was greeted with a pilofious recession on AIM today because Adam was just so happy.

Pilofious by PongChamp87 August 19, 2008

philonious

Adjective - When a doctor of philosophy (PhD) or well-educated person receives a felony conviction for a relatively low-level crime;

I am disappointed in our legal system. Doctor Christof did not deserve to get a felony on his record for having 100 grams of ecstasy at a music festival. That's so philonious!

philonious by Adam D Soto April 24, 2018

Philonious Phunk

Also known as Phillipe Fortin

Hey Philonious Phunk, wheres Mr. Clean Nitro Biz? I just got some prawns and im hungarian so i want to go to sub native.

Philonious Phunk by Steen November 12, 2004

Pilobius

A pile of pills. Often implies an excessive, questionable, or intimidating amount of medication or supplements.

Bro opened his backpack and a whole pilobius spilled out.

Pilobius by John Perc January 14, 2026