Pillow Penis

A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.

Moose, bulls, elephants, and whales all have smaller penises than someone with a pillow penis.

Pillow Penis by Mounted_by_the_Mountie January 26, 2010

Penis Pillow 

A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.

My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.

Penis Pillow by XxPUSSYxSLAY3RxX June 22, 2015

penis pillow 

1.) audrey

2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny

my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me

penis pillow by Randomwords22 June 13, 2018

Penis Pillow 

A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.

"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."

Penis Pillow by AlaricGoof October 10, 2015

Penis pillow 

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.

My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.

Penis pillow by Slewcake November 9, 2019

Penis Pillows 

Luscious, female lips.

"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"

"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."

Penis Pillows by Forrest Olinger April 24, 2007