Definitions by Slewcake

Sausage Sofa 

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

Sausage Sofa by Slewcake November 9, 2019

Penis pillow 

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.

My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.

Penis pillow by Slewcake November 9, 2019

kingslew 

king of the slews

that guy is a kingslew

kingslew by Slewcake December 18, 2014