Pillar Men

Three half-naked, buff asf Aztec men who were once rock hard but still are after an epic awakening scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency

???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)

by Give DIO-Sama a Definition May 24, 2018

Pillar Men

my boyfriends.

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

pillarmen

gay strippers who just want a red shiny stone

HE IS ONE OF THE PILLARMEN

by iamthere October 21, 2020

PillarMansplaining

It starts out as a simple word transfer between 2 people that leads to a manly coversation that continues to become more masculine overtime as the conversation intensifies leaving and weird transition of power that converts the user into a pillar male like god or god like entity

Pers: Hey bro i resently read this study on poses that says posing can provide a great workout what do you think on the subject?

John: well i think its a great take on how said exercises can strengthen muscle core

Pers: yeah me to i think..!
hey bro im feeling strange like this sensation of becoming?...
Wait whats happening to me!

"PILLAR LIKE THEME INTENSIFIES"
WHAMMO BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT!

IM THE PINNACLE OF THE PERFECT BODY!
JOIN ME BROTHER AND BECOME A GOD AMONG HUMANITY!

John: oh my god! Bro your pillarmansplaining has turned you into a god like entity!

by Zombomb April 18, 2019

pillarmen theme

the pillarmen theme is a theme of the four aztec stripper imortals, which is wammu, eisidisi, kars and santana

when listening to the theme, it will make you feel like you killed satan and every demon that exist and it feels like your victory song

no one:
pillarmen theme: ayayayayay tutututututututu tu tutu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tutu tutu

by ro da rolla da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 3, 2022

Pillermen

Some strange dudes that were in a pillar who like to play fire music

Dude Jojo part 2 villains are awesome. I think they are called Pillermen

by MunchyBoy December 28, 2020