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piledrive 

Piledriving is when you're cock is so big you are actually slamming a chick's organs while fucking.
Hey Vinnie, I was piledriving the brown bomb last night!!!
piledrive by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003
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Piledrive 

Piledrive (noun or verb) The is when the guy lays down on the bed with a huge erection and a girl runs from the other side of the room and jumps and trys to land right on it. OUCH!!!
I piledrived your mom
Piledrive by _T-Dub_ May 8, 2005

Piledrive 

To charge penis first into a woman'should vagina
Man I piledrived that chick so hard last night
Piledrive by Wanted4Apollo January 30, 2017

Piledrive my fuckhole 

The extremely raunchy sexual act, knowns as piledriving the fuckhole, is when a woman is folded over somewhat like a folding chair, and a man inserts his schlong into one of her orifices.

The fuckhole is any place that can be railed viciously in a sexual fashion. Use your imagination.

Sometimes, fuckhole can simply be used to make your conversations more interesting.

Synonyms: Bulldozing the fuckhole
1. (To the tune of wrecking ball) - " I came in like a wrecking ball, I surely bulldozed your fuckhole, I used great form on cue, so I could...pile drive youuuuu"

2. Do you mind if I insert my penis in your fuckhole?

3. Would you like to come to my fuckhole and drink some wine?

3. I piledrove her so hard in her fuckhole last night, my dick is no longer able to be hard. For now.

4. (to the tune of wrecking ball again) - "I came in like a wrecking ball, my name is (insert your name) fosho. You're a hoe....bounce on my pole then I...bulldoze your fuckhole.

5. Would you mind coming over and...piledrive my fuckhole?

6. I bulldozed her awesome fuckhole.

straight piledrive that shit 

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.
Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real
straight piledrive that shit by staff September 6, 2005

tombstone piledrive 

A sexual position in which the taker lays down on their back or stomach on a bed. The giver then drives there penis into the takers hole(s). The headboard is the tombstone so therefore, their head will be rammed into the headboard (tombstone). Thus, the Tombstone Piledrive
I Tombstone Piledrived Kacee last night. I busted her skull open

Piledriver 

In BDSM, a bondage position used by the female dominant to peg her male submissive partner.

The submissive is lying on his back with his legs tied high above his head, causing his ass to be raised up in the air. For added restriction, his hands may also be bound. The bondage provides natural support for a sex position which can otherwise be tiring to sustain.

The female dominant has complete access to his exposed anus, enabling her to penetrate him deeply and give him the full strap-on treatment while she is in complete control. Prostate stimulation is easily achieved, and the submissive will often moan in pain or pleasure while the dominant fucks him hard and fast.

Some submissives may also find the position to be humiliating or degrading, which can be a turn on for both partners.
Her slave was bound in the piledriver position and she fucked him senseless with the full length of her 10" strap-on dildo ploughing deep into his slutty ass.
Piledriver by robroysub May 1, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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