staff's definitions

rocky top

University of Tennessee FOOTBALL
1998 national champions
If you want the #1 gameday experience, in the #2 biggest stadium in the USA, featuring one of the best college football teams of all time, come to ROCKY TOP (this article written after a 30-28 victory over Florida September 19, 2004)

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top,
down in the Tennessee hills;
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top;
Ain't no telephone bills;
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top;
Half bear, other half cat;
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that;

Rocky Top, you'll always be
home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Rocky Top;
Rocky Top, Tennessee;
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top,
lookin' for a moonshine still;
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top;
Reckon they never will;
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top;
Dirt's too rocky by far;
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
get their corn from a jar;

Rocky Top, you'll always be
home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Rocky Top;
Rocky Top, Tennessee;
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen;
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again.

rocky top, you'll always be, home sweet home to me
good ol' rocky top, rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee!!!

whoooohohohohoooooooooooo

HELL YEAH! YEEE HAWWW LOOK OUT FOR THE VOLS!!! GOIN' ALL THE WAY BABY!

by staff September 18, 2004

durble

The southern equivalent of double Can relate to anything intense that involves using the word double.

1. (at hardees) Yeah let me get a durble thickburger
2. (saturday morning) Yeah me and Jeb durble teamed that chick after the hoedown last night.

by staff July 16, 2008

chatt town

The city of chattanooga in mid southeast Tennessee. There's not much to it but an aquarium, but it's still krunk.

I'm on the road doin shows puttin my mack down
Mississippi to Philly Albuquerque to Chatt Town --T.I. Bring Em' Out

by staff May 22, 2005

chattanooga

Crunk metropolis in mid-east south Tennessee, an hour north of ATL, an hour south of K-town. Nominated for the most crunk city ever by Lil John and the eastside boys.

1. Thank God for Chattanooga, otherwise the only good thing south of Knoxville would be fucking South America.

2.
person 1: I hear Lil' John is switching from ATL to Chatt-town to promote his new album.
person 2: Good. Atlanta sucks nuts.

by staff May 3, 2005

atlanta

Wonderful fucking city if you like to breathe in smog, see nothing but haze even on a clear day, and sit in traffic on an 8 lane highway.

We should excommunicate a-town from the dirty dirty because it is not up to code on crunkness. I nominate Chattanooga, TN to be the new HQ of krunk.

by staff May 3, 2005

stunna

A person who drives around town in nice cars, on dubz, showing off their ice and bling. Most of the time, this gets them many bitches and hoes which they then take back to their crib to bang up the ass.

I'm the numba one stunna up in this beeyatch, an' don't forget it ho!

by staff September 14, 2003

mercedes

lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.

Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.

by staff November 3, 2003