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where de rice is oraly extracted from de bumhole using only a straw and a piece of toilet paper for comfort
yo, dis bitch is pilau
pilau by andy g June 3, 2004
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pilau • pilau punani • Sam Pilau • pilar • pilate • pila • Plau • palau • Pelau • Pilaf

pilau punani 

pilau punani by thuglife47 March 31, 2017
International singing legend as well as an awesome chef. He is a man of many talents including famous covers of alexandra burkes "broken heels" and britney spears "Slave 4 u" favourite quotations include; "let me show you somezing" and "oh.my.god. This is like so dreamy"
A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck
Pilafed by Rake September 3, 2018
Endless quibbling and argumentation as a tactic to confuse and tire out opposition in political debate. Typically employed by liberal bugmen posing the question "What is a White person" and then continuing to focus on outliers and border examples unrepresentative of a well defined core definition.
Jordan Peterson: Brown eyes, curly hair, poor constitution, pilpul-like ramblings when asked simple questions, accusing people of being mentally ill for questioning jewish power.
pilpul by Warskonian Pepper Pig February 5, 2018
A debate over the meaning of a context presented as a debate over the context itself.

Pilpul conceals the structure of the argument in the meaning of the argument.
Pilpul can also be called structural lying.
pilpul by sandraxine September 17, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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