Piffle Paffle

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

by Rowss December 23, 2013

piffle

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

by Starchylde December 27, 2014

piffle

A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!

Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"

by lollipopgumdrop May 13, 2015

Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010

Piffle

Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

"Did see Debbie's status update on facebook the other day?"

"Yeah, don't people talk a load of piffle"

by BFREASH February 18, 2010

piffle

A derpy type of looking puffle. (A type of cute animal from the game club penguin)

Don't stomp on the piffle! It did nothing to harm you!

by savrh August 31, 2018

PIFFLE

a word to call ur close friends

girl: ur my PIFFLE
guy: aww thanks ur my g to

by sillyBOII December 16, 2019