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the act of gettin high off some bomb ass weed... wether it be dro or haze... Actually smoking...
im piffin it when i get off work.
Piffin by Queen Lala December 12, 2006
Fark the surf is piffin today
Piffin by SenatorCuntlips April 26, 2019
to perform intercourse with an armpit. i.e. pit-fucking
dude, my pit's sore from all the piffin' last night!
piffin' by Burrito BB November 13, 2007
A word to call your brother if he's being annoying
"Hey, have you seen my brother? He's being such a piffin!"

Griffin Piffin

Griffin Piffin is the BIGGEST Giga Chad to ever exist,also he is the best musician ever his songs Monkey see Monkey do and attention dog are the greatest thing ever. Griffin Piffin is the smallest and best looking Man to live on this earth.
Guy:I am subscribed to griffin piffin and have notifications turned on.
Giga Chad:Come,you are one of us now
Griffin Piffin by Beep107_ May 25, 2022

PUFFIN HAM 

Another way of saying getting a blowjob or oral sex.
This chick did a great job at Puffin Ham last night.

My girlfriend was Puffin My Ham last night.

My girlfriend really knows how to Puff My Ham.

I got my Ham Puffed last night.
PUFFIN HAM by KevNoxious August 5, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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