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Piffi is the best girlfriend you can get. She has an amazing personality and a great sense of humor.

You can’t get bored with her and she always have the right thing to say. She is also very very very hot.
Damn I wish I had a piffi too
Piffi by Guapcash999 April 14, 2020
To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.
Don't rub, piffle!
piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

Piffy On A Rock Bun

A colloquial term in and around the Manchester area of England, meaning to be kept hanging around or waiting unneccessarily.
I was in a shop and the assistant was away from the counter and I was stood waiting like piffy on a rock bun

wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin

from research from bing
it basically means this:

hey whats up hot human give me your phone number

wagwan is a jamaican patois or jamaican english way of saying "whats up"
piff means "high quality", and ting is the autistic version of saying "thing"
a bbm pin is the numbers you'd use to contact someone on the blackberry messenger
memeulous: "wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin"

pyrocynical: "you wot mate"

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession
I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering
pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019

Wagwan piffting 

A greeting mostly used by the famous youtuber Memeulous.
Ayo wagwan piffting whats your bbm pin add me on Bin Weevils: Sportyskater201
Wagwan piffting by caitlintxo September 26, 2018
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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