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Pife 

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Pife is a dad that gives unclear instructions and then proceeds to get angry at you when you don't understand them.
Dad: Son you should put this above that and then you do this but only when it is like this
Son: What?
Dad: What do you mean what i just explained you are so stupid and useless
Son: Dad you're a pife.
Pife by Azi Ploua May 1, 2021
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pife 

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A whimsical and enchanting musical instrument with a slender, curved body and intricate patterns carved into its surface. It emits melodious and ethereal tones when played, evoking a sense of tranquility and joy.
She was learning the Pife in band.
pife by Yoshiman69420 May 18, 2023
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Pife Wife 

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An extremely powerful women accompanied by her wife and her son … a beautiful combo to be broken by nobody !!!
Hey pife wife , how’s the pife life treating you ? Doubleu Doubley
Pife Wife by Pooeee November 12, 2021
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Pifer 

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The proper name for one who is one of a kind; one in a million.
yeah, that's Pifer!
Pifer by Silvertone May 13, 2011
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william pifer 

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most handsome guy ever like literally, and he’s super sweet :), and will always have my heart
me: your gay

him: only for you :)
william pifer is gay for me
william pifer by totallynothisgirlfriend November 11, 2021
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pifelitis 

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a disease when the patient sits at home and playes computer games while sniffing their own farst on a regular basis.
you know he has pifelitis when he skips band practice
pifelitis by magic mahoney December 17, 2010
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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