Pife

An arrangement of random letters often used by exasperated Asian's.

Neko_Glitterstarshine113 says: LOL JKJKJK IDK kawaii desu!

Asian101 says: The 'u' is silent you stupid Mary-Sue

Neko_Glitterstarshine113 says: LOLWUT?

Asian101 says: Pife... -facepalm-

by Mimilove :D July 22, 2010

Pife

Pife is a dad that gives unclear instructions and then proceeds to get angry at you when you don't understand them.

Dad: Son you should put this above that and then you do this but only when it is like this
Son: What?
Dad: What do you mean what i just explained you are so stupid and useless
Son: Dad you're a pife.

by Azi Ploua May 1, 2021

Pifed

Smoked out..

Got Damn This Shit Got Me Pifed.

by Q January 27, 2004

pife

A whimsical and enchanting musical instrument with a slender, curved body and intricate patterns carved into its surface. It emits melodious and ethereal tones when played, evoking a sense of tranquility and joy.

She was learning the Pife in band.

by Yoshiman69420 May 19, 2023

Pife Wife

An extremely powerful women accompanied by her wife and her son … a beautiful combo to be broken by nobody !!!

Hey pife wife , how’s the pife life treating you ? Doubleu Doubley

by Pooeee November 13, 2021