A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult'
s- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free
will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the
future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss,
Piglet,
Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).
Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing
people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."