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piddlywinks 

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.
"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"
piddlywinks by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

Piddlywink 

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.
Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!
Piddlywink by wanowa November 24, 2013

Piddletwist 

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.
The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.
Piddletwist by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015

piddlywink 

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot
"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."
piddlywink by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Puddlewink 

The act of secretly peeing on someone in the shower. When you happen to shower with your spouse or significant other and you have to pee, yet you are not comfortable enough to tell them your going to pee in the shower. So you have to find a way to pee without them knowing. Not to be confused with a Doodlewink which is pooping in the shower with your significant other.
Yesterday I went to Toms house and we took our first shower together. I drank to much Gatorade before hand. While I was in the shower I had to attempt my first puddlewink but he caught the yellow stream on the tub floor.
Puddlewink by Puddle Winking April 18, 2021

piddlewink 

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.
"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"