A picklebot is when a person has made a mess of their knickers. Picklebots often create wet patches and marks that are unpleasant for others who, for example may want the use of a chair after a picklebot. The 'pickle' or wet patch is often created from a person's wet pants, through sweat, urine or simply getting out of a pool and sitting on a nice, often fabricated chair. Picklebots pay no regard to the next user of the chair.
Oh my God, look at that wet patch on my silk covered Chaise Long! Where's the disgraceful picklebot who did this!?
picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.
if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.