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Phyllising 

The act of inviting an undesirable person into your conversation or party and then bouncing on your friends.
Pam invited that tool Gary to the party and then phyllised the shit out of us.
Pam has a bad habit of phyllising her friends with freaks that she finds on the street.
Phyllising by Jo-Molpol September 1, 2018
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phyllisness  

The emotion of great happiness, pleasure and condition of supreme well-being and good spirit, which can be expressed through interpretive dance and/or repeatedly chanting loudly the name "Phyllis".
"wow cool dance, what it is?"
"Is this phyllisness dance!"

"What is this strange pleasant feeling inside me?"
"is Obvious!, your feeling phyllisness"

"phyllisness brightens my world and gets me through the day=]<3"
phyllisness by Dr Dinh March 11, 2008

phallicing 

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower
phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

Phillipsing 

Clicking on someone's Facebook profile, forgetting you're on their profile, scrolling down, liking a bunch of posts, and finally realizing what you've done, how creepy you must seem unless you immediately scroll back up and unlike it all.
I didn't realize I was Phillipsing my neighbor's profile until it was too late.
Phillipsing by Coffee Joe April 30, 2020

Philliping 

Deriving sexual pleasure from riding a horse.
Q)Why has Amy been riding that horse for such a long time?

A) she's Philliping
Philliping by DevonDevonDevon April 21, 2013

Phyllistines 

An ancient group of female Israelite-fighting warriors who all shared the same first name.
For years I had an elderly neighbor named Phyllis who was a real "political rebel" with lots of determination to assist others, so perhaps she was a descendant of the Phyllistines.
Phyllistines by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Phyllisienne 

Innocent as fuck, doesn't even like hearing about things to do with sex. Funny in that she accidentally makes reference to sexual expressions without noticing. One of a kind, she revels in her unintentional humour. Overall a great person, and lucky is the man who befriends her
She doesn't even know what sex is! Is she a Phyllisienne?
Yes, go be friends!
Phyllisienne by CrazineX February 28, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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