Phyllising 

The act of inviting an undesirable person into your conversation or party and then bouncing on your friends.

Pam invited that tool Gary to the party and then phyllised the shit out of us.
Pam has a bad habit of phyllising her friends with freaks that she finds on the street.

Phyllising by Jo-Molpol September 1, 2018

phyllisness  

The emotion of great happiness, pleasure and condition of supreme well-being and good spirit, which can be expressed through interpretive dance and/or repeatedly chanting loudly the name "Phyllis".

"wow cool dance, what it is?"
"Is this phyllisness dance!"

"What is this strange pleasant feeling inside me?"
"is Obvious!, your feeling phyllisness"

"phyllisness brightens my world and gets me through the day=<3"

phyllisness by Dr Dinh March 11, 2008

phallicing 

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

Phillipsing 

Clicking on someone's Facebook profile, forgetting you're on their profile, scrolling down, liking a bunch of posts, and finally realizing what you've done, how creepy you must seem unless you immediately scroll back up and unlike it all.

I didn't realize I was Phillipsing my neighbor's profile until it was too late.

Phillipsing by Coffee Joe April 30, 2020

Philliping 

Deriving sexual pleasure from riding a horse.

Q)Why has Amy been riding that horse for such a long time?

A) she's Philliping

Philliping by DevonDevonDevon April 21, 2013

Phyllistines 

An ancient group of female Israelite-fighting warriors who all shared the same first name.

For years I had an elderly neighbor named Phyllis who was a real "political rebel" with lots of determination to assist others, so perhaps she was a descendant of the Phyllistines.

Phyllistines by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Phyllisienne 

Innocent as fuck, doesn't even like hearing about things to do with sex. Funny in that she accidentally makes reference to sexual expressions without noticing. One of a kind, she revels in her unintentional humour. Overall a great person, and lucky is the man who befriends her

She doesn't even know what sex is! Is she a Phyllisienne?
Yes, go be friends!

Phyllisienne by CrazineX February 28, 2017