Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

pommy bastard 

Australian slang.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.
Shut up ya pommy bastard!!
pommy bastard by gladi June 28, 2008
Related Words

Pommy Whore 

English slut. Derogatory term originating from Australian slang.
That pommy whore will root with anyone who has two legs and a glass of plonk!
Pommy Whore by Miss Swiss January 18, 2011
a phoomy is a wide stick of rubber witch is a deodorant substitute
i use my phoomy today
phoomy by theman102 November 14, 2011

Pommy bastard 

English people. Did you see they dirty pommy bastards shagging each other like dirty fairy cunts yes Jimmy I did they ain’t got a dicks so they use a dildo strapper. Don’t worry they’re only Hairy sheep shagging bastards
Pommy bastards are so stuck up their arse but then lose to Australia in everything they do. And I’m Scottish
Pommy bastard by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Pommy Wash

The quick wash used in England on a daily basis while waiting for a weekly weekend bath. This is done at a sink and requires a flannel to clean the face, neck, underarms and genital area,
Mate, I've got no interest in going down on her tonight - she's only done Pommy Washes for the past week.
Pommy Wash by Wof Woffie Tram November 30, 2021
A slang term used to describe the perversion of the English language by British people. The colloquial speak of the brits.
Pommy 1, "Y'alllright mate?"

Pommy 2, "Blimey no! I fell arse over elbow for this fine bird last night. Rejected though. Got all cheesed off about it too. Had to have a nice wank afterwards to settle myself down."

Pommy 1, "Bloody hell, that sounds barmy! But better than a kick to the bollocks any day."

And that is pommylish.
Pommylish by asslicker529 October 28, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more