Phlegm Bob 

Anyone that tries to cough up or clear their throat excessively loud and obnoxiously in public.

Listen to Phlegm Bob over there. He's coughing up a lung.. How gross ! Go see a doctor or quit smoking !

Phlegm Bob by CpnStbn November 15, 2017

phlegmboyant 

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is

*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!

phlegmboyant by Cory Angen May 15, 2007

Phlegmbolism 

1. When normal breathing, phlegm, snot, or saliva is aspirated into the lungs causing violent coughing that can induce a stroke or death.

In my 20's I hardly ever choked. But now that I am 40, I can have a phlegmbolism sitting at the table or lying in bed.

Phlegmbolism by Sinister porpoise September 18, 2020

Phlegmboyant 

A shocking overproduction of snot that is impossible to conceal or contain.

OMG - did you see that phlegmboyant guy on the subway? There was a puddle of snot forming around him.

Phlegmboyant by Frenetic1 August 29, 2022