Phlegm Bob 

Anyone that tries to cough up or clear their throat excessively loud and obnoxiously in public.

Listen to Phlegm Bob over there. He's coughing up a lung.. How gross ! Go see a doctor or quit smoking !

Phlegm Bob by CpnStbn November 15, 2017

phlegmboyant 

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is

*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!

phlegmboyant by Cory Angen May 15, 2007

Phlegmbolism 

1. When normal breathing, phlegm, snot, or saliva is aspirated into the lungs causing violent coughing that can induce a stroke or death.

In my 20's I hardly ever choked. But now that I am 40, I can have a phlegmbolism sitting at the table or lying in bed.

Phlegmbolism by Sinister porpoise September 18, 2020

Phlegmboyant 

A shocking overproduction of snot that is impossible to conceal or contain.

OMG - did you see that phlegmboyant guy on the subway? There was a puddle of snot forming around him.

Phlegmboyant by Frenetic1 August 29, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004