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Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.
"There is a problem with the left Phalange"
Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Hoo Phlung Pu 

Used as a descriptor for a very inexpensive and shoddily-made product of non-US origin, such as products manufactured in China, Taiwan, or Hong Kong
From a product reviews website:

"Eight of the twelve units purchased were nonoperational; but this was somewhat expected of a very inexpensive product of non-US origin - sometimes known as the "Hoo Phlung Pu" brand."
Hoo Phlung Pu by Telephony February 3, 2012
Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.
Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.
Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018

phangirl 

phangirl is a definition for a girl obsessed with youtubers danisnotonfire/dan howell and amazingphil/phil lester

usually also ships them
phangirl 1: oh my god did you see dan and phil's new video yesterday?
phangirl 2: of course i did, did you notice the way dan stared at phil? they totally have something going on!
phangirl 1: oh my god YES!!
phangirl by twenty one phan July 16, 2015

phangirling 

Phangirling is when you're overwhelmed with so many Phan (danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil ship) feels that you just can't and you sort of have a spaz attack on the floor
"Did you see the Dan and Phil selfie?"
"Yes I'm Phangirling so hard right now"
phangirling by Elliesnotonfire April 13, 2014

Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.
Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!
Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012