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When a person has peeling skin on there hands that makes it look like they have dried sperm on there fingers/hands
Phalanges referring to the bones in the hands-Jizz meaning cum
Reece-Hey, i really like your nails Cory
Cory-Oh i love yours to
Reece- But you have really skanky hands
Cory-I yep i forgot to moisturise
Reece-No, its like you have Phlangesjizz all on your hands, its gross.
by Mammajam February 01, 2010
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