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To fight hand over fist to keep benefits to survive
I had to phite with the insurance agency to prove documentation so that I don't have to pay for stupid PIPE prices on my insurance
Phite by MrCoffee73 August 1, 2022
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someone is half Filipino and half white
hey philip your mother is white and father is filipino,that makes you phite.or your mother filipino and father is white,that makes you a phite.or mistizo


[Phite] by Randall.Tolentino October 16, 2008
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A word said or shouted to make the people you're with drink their alcoholic beverage.
Random person: "Phive!"
Random people: *Chugs*
Phive by Nochulis November 25, 2013

uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.
As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

Phineas and Ferb 

One of the only good shows on Disney, it has the humor of Family Guy, yet it's kid-friendly. It's full of running gags, cutaway gags, and occasionally features some innuendos and satire.
Person A: Hey, heard of that new show, Phineas and Ferb?
Person B: Yeah, it's funny, and I don't have to turn the channel when my kids walk in the room.
Phineas and Ferb by Trixter9 September 12, 2009

Redhead-O-Phile

A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.
Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."

Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."

Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."

Phineas and Ferb 

The best show EVER. Don’t at me.
I was watching Phineas and ferb last night. Forgot how much I love it!
Phineas and Ferb by Rosmlgracias January 12, 2019
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