Phive
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Phive
1. The Destroyer, Son of Lucifer the Mighty. Hails from the deepest depths of hell, where no mortal soul has ever ventured. In his free time, he
slaughters ethnic minorities. Sometimes, he even eats them. Known for assisting in the creation of the third reich, the "Clear House" of 2003, NHS, and the invention of the term "genocide". Currently planning his "Clear House" of 2004 and the establishment of the fourth reich. Most recently seen on the streets of Zimbabwe throwing civilians across cities or into the mountains. (Caution: If you are an ethnic minory, run in the opposite direction as quickly as possible upon seeing The Destroyer. If your mile time is two minutes or above, forget running and use the last moments of your life to make any last calls on your cell phone to relatives or close friends.)
slaughters ethnic minorities. Sometimes, he even eats them. Known for assisting in the creation of the third reich, the "Clear House" of 2003, NHS, and the invention of the term "genocide". Currently planning his "Clear House" of 2004 and the establishment of the fourth reich. Most recently seen on the streets of Zimbabwe throwing civilians across cities or into the mountains. (Caution: If you are an ethnic minory, run in the opposite direction as quickly as possible upon seeing The Destroyer. If your mile time is two minutes or above, forget running and use the last moments of your life to make any last calls on your cell phone to relatives or close friends.)
Policeman 1: Oh my god. Why is that half of that man's head in the toilet and the other half inside the vegetable slicer?
Policeman 2: I think Phive happened.
Policeman 2: I think Phive happened.
Phive by Phive's Slave October 19, 2003
Related Words
Phive • phivester • i-Phive • Kode Phive • phone-phive • Phineas and Ferb • phine • Phinea • Philemon • Phiedes
i-Phive
The act of holding aloft, and gingerly touching your screen with that of a fellow iPhone or iPod user.
i-Phive by Timinator62 November 1, 2009
phone-phive
A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.
phone-phive by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010
Kode Phive
Kode Phive by MiguelCruz September 1, 2019
uncle philed
To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.
As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.
uncle philed by Jennifer Brookes June 17, 2005
Phineas and Ferb
One of the only good shows on Disney, it has the humor of Family Guy, yet it's kid-friendly. It's full of running gags, cutaway gags, and occasionally features some innuendos and satire.
Person A: Hey, heard of that new show, Phineas and Ferb?
Person B: Yeah, it's funny, and I don't have to turn the channel when my kids walk in the room.
Person B: Yeah, it's funny, and I don't have to turn the channel when my kids walk in the room.
Phineas and Ferb by Trixter9 September 12, 2009
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.