A troubled young person of Afghani descent living in Canada. He is known to send voice notes into various discord servers to explain a rather useless topic, although, no one really ever listens to these voice notes. He indulges in making pedophilic jokes, however, I don't believe they are jokes. He overly glazes Jose Aldo even though he is a glorified journeyman.
1. A person who obsessively uses and reveres their smartphone, almost as though it were sacred.
2. Someone who prioritizes their phone over human interaction or daily responsibilities.
Origin: Coined by Queen (Chidiebere) in 2025, combining "phone" + Greek root latrēs (worshipper).
Examples:
– “He’s such a phonolatrist, he checks Instagram before brushing his teeth.”
– “Dinner with phonolatrists is just you and a bunch of screens.”