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Phil House

A Chinese dictator from the early Han Dynasty. Famed for his introduction of slaughter houses, where leaders from rebel gangs were tortured and then hanged. The english word 'house' has derived from this name.
That Phil House is a rotter!
Phil House by Katie Eldred May 19, 2008

horse pill

Classically, refers to size; an unusually large pill.

Realistically, should refer to Premarin, the birth control that consists of "conjugated estrogens" extracted from horse urine!
1. How on earth can you swallow that multivitamin; it's a horse pill!

2. She's on horse pills
horse pill by zaphraud October 26, 2004

Horse pill

Noun-
An abnormally large pill(s) or referring to the strength of the pill being a heavy dose. Ideal one would thing such a pill was mean for a horse instead of a human.
Cute nurse: Here is you medicine for today.
Old man: I believe you have my medicine mixed up, these are horse pills.
Cute nurse: If you do not want to take your medicine. I will grind them up and put them in peanut butter and stick it to the roof your mouth, is that what you want?
Old man: No, fine I will take them.
Horse pill by Magnum_p.i. October 5, 2016

horse pill

A hockey puck, because of its shape and size.
Joanne got clocked by a horse pill at the Pirates' game last night.
horse pill by pentozali December 28, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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