If you have a friend named phifer and their last name starts with a p they suck and they are dumb I’m talking specifically about you phifer nobody likes you you know who you are leave you dumb leprechaun
by Ihatelifeuwuhhhhhh October 10, 2020
A surname of German lineage that is one of the most ancient names ever recorded, in Germany or elsewhere. It may refer to a musician, or player of the "pipe," or a spice merchant, particularly a merchant of "pepper." What surprises most to hear is that a German prophecy exists concerning a girl with this surname, predicted to be born in 1992. According ancient texts, she is fated to either save or destroy the world. Some scholars say she has the power to shift continents, others say she can create devastating maelstroms with the flick of her wrist, but that is only interpretation. Still, it's a story worth investigating.
by DoctorHistory September 27, 2013
A very gay boy who is a dick to everybody and loves to start shit. He is essentially a girl with a cock, but no balls
"wow, tom was totally Daniel Phifer-ing all over the place." "yeah i know, he kept asking everyone if they wanted to fight and he slapped chloe in the face."
by ChadZelinskiIsReallyCool November 21, 2011
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