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Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.
Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.
Pazoned by BackToNormal June 26, 2004
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A V-Index mutagen originally found on the planet of Tallon IV. Phazon is a highly mutagenic substance with lifelike qualities. Phazon will kill anything that it touches, and mutate horribly that which it cannot kill. Metroid Prime was the source of the Phazon on Tallon IV.
Units are informed to report symptoms of Phazon Madness to their superiors immediatly.
Phazon by ChaoSynergy December 19, 2004
A fatass, otherwise known as a fat one
Hey I bet that phatone is going to the buffet line.
phatone by BS Fatonovich July 9, 2006
get off the phizone i wanna uze it
Part of the Eago Zoe dictionary. mainly used to emphasize something of epic failure. generally used as a verb.
e.g.
A:why did you leave?
B: i was playing some doongta when my mother pulled my ethernet plug.
A: lulz you got pazoned.
B: yas
C: yayaya
pazoned by Ando Animos March 5, 2009
Pharone Is A Pretty Girl , And Very Intelegent , A Pharone is Some One You’ll Meet Once In A Lifetime , Dating a Pharone Is Magical , Her Vibe , Her Body , An She Is Also An Hilarious Human Being And Also Down To Earth. Sex with Her Is amazing . She Will Do Anything To Put A Smile On Her Family , Or Lovers Face.
Boy: Who is that 😍 ?
Girl: That’s The New Girl Pharone .
pharone by Oliv3 Oily February 24, 2019
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Me: Poggers!
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