Maurice's definitions

war

War is like when you have sex.

dang son she tryin start a war up in the bed.

by Maurice February 21, 2005

Protein Spill

Found it in the newspaper. Means: puke, vomit, throw up, upchuck, barf, spew, blow chunks, ralph, hurl, lose your lunch, be sick etc etc etc.

I'm always afraid my gf Holly's gonna protein spill when she blows me 'cause her gag reflexes are so fucking bad.

by Maurice April 27, 2004

Minizle

it means minute, as used by Snoop Dogg

"Hold up, now wait jus' one minizle!"

by Maurice December 10, 2003

Ninke

Sex, any sexual act. Literally, "nookie that is kinky." However, Ninke need not be a particularly kinky act.

"Sylvia asked me if I fancied some Ninke, but I said no."

by Maurice December 12, 2002

duece

2 Like in duece-duece which is a 22 or a gun

i pulled out my duece-duece and poped a cap in his ass

by Maurice January 17, 2003

hot mama

A fine ass bitch

hey hot mama can i buy you a fish sandwich

by Maurice January 17, 2003

stroke

an uncomfortable slide across the back of one's head by another's hand, usually because of a stupid comment or question that has been made.

Jimmy says,"If animal crackers taste like cookies, why are they called animal crackers?" Treyvon says,"That's a stroke dummy!" as he slides his hand 'cross his head

by Maurice July 2, 2003