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phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.
Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.
phat phuck by Scrib5 April 17, 2010
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phatphace 

Marcy: Hey Jean, pass me the remote?
Jean: Noooo.
Marcy: Phatphace.
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Jean: Hey, wanna order me some hawaiin pizza?
Marcy: Do it yourself, phatphace.
phatphace by Tidbit August 21, 2006

photophuckit 

"photophuckit"

means to upload it to your photobucket.
photophuckit by mko&sliff April 12, 2010

photophuckit 

"save that picture on your photophuckit"
photophuckit by mko&sliff April 12, 2010

phacephucker 

A word employed while spelling through any method or manner of textual communication. Its usage applies to individual(s) regardless of sexual orientation or gender.

It is succinctly defined to encompass anyone who prefers giving total sexual pleasure, including orgasm, to another by only being fucked in the facial orifice of just their mouth.

Can also be reversed to textually indicate, to another, the anonymous name of those person(s) who prefers fucking only in the mouth.
Shit! Phacephucker just walked by. The meat is good, but no regular fucking.

Boyfriend said I'm not supposed to fuck anyone but him. Fine with me, wish he had told me that before I met up with phacephucker.

You girls going to meet up with phacephucker? I am (licking lips).

Hey, Larry and Susan are having a party at their house, only phacephuckers will be there.
phacephucker by benignlylauxes August 16, 2012

philphuck 

usualy a male who is extremly nasty. usualy ejaculates a full cup of male semen. and then tells the female to drink off thecup like she was reading a newpapers and drinking coffee in the morning.
dam philphuck made that b*tch drink that semen off the cup like it was water.
philphuck by pythong69 August 25, 2010