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Phantomgear

#1 dad, super good at writing and honestly one of my favoriite people in the entirety of ever⁉️
abyway if you are reaidjg this ily 😽/p mwah
Phantomgear is super good at writing
Phantomgear by Planetmilo July 3, 2023

Phantomface

A radical feminist Muslim who plays the online game Roblox.
"Phantomface threatened to bomb my house."
Phantomface by Zushameme June 8, 2019

phantomware 

A hyped product that is delayed, never released, and costs the company and its investors millions of dollars. It is derived from vaporware.
The Phantom game console is just phantomware.
phantomware by T_S June 3, 2006

Phantomberried 

While taking a shit you feel the presence of an especially stubborn dingleberry. Unable to free the dingleberry you begin to wipe. The feeling of the dingleberry goes away but you are left with a clean sheet of toilet paper and no sign that the dingleberry ever existed
Joe-Do you remember last November when my IBS was flaring up and I kept getting phantomberried?
Tyler-How could I forget, you spent hours locked in the bathroom trying to solve the mystery.
Joe-It's happening again
Phantomberried by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012

phantomfestation 

although the phantomfestation in the final scene of 'Beetlejuice' looked like fun, little Carolanne found that this type of situation in occurrence was not always the case...
phantomfestation by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Phantomfury 

Is that furious unpredictable person who have multiple characters , he could be the kindest person on earth and the most wicked at the same time all depends on how you treat him,let's not forget one thing about him

He's an alpha male who will never settle for less than exactly what he wants
Yoww! Who is that guy over there?he seems interesting and kinda mysterious !
He's phantomfury taking all over the places.
Phantomfury by Nicronomicon November 24, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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