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Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.
Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017
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Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.
Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Palentine's Day 

Gender neutral way to recognize platonic friends on Valentine's Day.
I took my friend Chris out for Palentine's Day lunch!
Palentine's Day by MSKSBOYD February 14, 2023

Palentine's Day 

Palentine's Day is on February 13th, the other part of Valentine's Day & Galentine's Day, when you celebrate your love for your lady or guy friends! single or not.
Hey bro, my girl is celebrating Galentine's Day with her friends... want to through a Palentine's Day party of us and the rest of the crew?

Hallentine's Day

When you don't want/have to/a party. So you spend all halloween with a special person watching halloween movies. You get each other their favorite halloween candies and have a halloween themed snack or dinner.
"Who are you spending Hallentine's Day with?"
"Well I was thinking since Rob's party was cancelled I'd spend Hallentine's Day with Karen."
Hallentine's Day by JayneaDoe October 3, 2016

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026