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Why you are a "beta phaggot"

You are a needy, indecisive approval-seeker who makes your woman a higher priority than yourself and your passions.

beta phaggot by betterthanfuckbook December 28, 2014

phaggador

Faggot but politically correct

Hayden is a phaggador

phaggador by Tubbaroo August 26, 2021

Paggoat

A paggoat is a combination of words which includes: faggot, pig, and goat. We know that faggot should not be used, and it can be quite offensive to some people, and teachers may give us a lecture. So using the word "paggoat" also gives us many benefits, teachers won't give us lectures about who it may happen to offend. People whom you may call paggoat can be described to have faggot like personalities, fat like pigs, eat a lot like a pig, are dirty like pigs, or have similarities with goats. You can also use it meaninglessly with your friends, in playful manners.

Person #1: Look at her! She's eating so much food like a pig!
Person #2: I know right, what a paggoat!

Girl #1: Omg, you paggoat! You didn't message me about him!
Girl #2: Sorry! Kay well he was SO sweet..

Paggoat by lilsugar_16 January 3, 2012

phaggozord

the term phag (meaning fag), was made from some gamers because the gamers are restricted from saying "fag" so they say phag. Then another gamer, named hinsonhui (commonly known on games as: hinsonbetter) learned a term in biology called "phaggocyte" then people have started using that term. Then a former comrade of hinsonhui named kelvinmak combined the term "z0rd" (there is a term named z0rd on UD) with phaggocyte which made phaggozord. It is just something that is a fag basically.

Panda: LOL you just got GG'ed by my rockets n00b.
Kelvin: stfu phaggozord.
Panda: wtf? you know you can say fag in gunz? so stfu noob?
Hinson: (thinking in mind, "omfg they copied my phaggocyte)
Panda: dude i know what you're thinking thats why i posted this on UD phaggozorf

*see phaggozorf on UD also guys!*

phaggozord by pandaboyxxx September 22, 2009

phagocyte

A word used in Bio class when one has the urge to call another Gay. It is an ideal word because the teacher thinks you're speaking bio when really you're speaking offensiveness.

One who is very phagocyte can also be called Phagocycotic.

lenny, you are the biggest freaking phagocyte I've ever seen.

phagocyte by joshmm December 28, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026