Pfroge 

A good little ribbet. Rhymes with doge.

Aw, look at that cute tree Pfroge

Pfroge by Lameboii69 March 2, 2021

Progery 

When someone tries to be quirky and turns off autocapitalization in their phone so their texts don’t have any, or don’t start with, capital letters.

He commuted progery so he was kicked out of the group chat for ten minutes

Progery by Leth4ever November 17, 2020

Progenite 

Someone who is typically gay steals all your kills in Fortnite, can wear glasses and scams people.

Dude, you can be such a Progenite when playing Fortnite

Progenite by Ur Mam Gay August 20, 2018

phroge

The best animal

Phroge good

phroge by A stout kid November 5, 2020

Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

Progeria by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

progen

A retarded downie version of a protogen shown on the Roblox game "petting room" on the TV. They think its more entertaining than the fucking super bowl

Me: bro what the fuck is that on the TV i want to watch the fucking super bowl!
My nigga Killco: Fuck this progen shit we want the super bowl NOW!!!!!!

progen by whitewvlf05 February 13, 2022

progervative 

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.

Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.

progervative by progervative January 25, 2009