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Pedirrific
A term used to describe anything that screams of pedophilia. This term can be used to describe a house, vehicle or person.
Pedirrific by Howie's September 15, 2015
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Peirastic
1. (adj.) That which is to be examined, tested, or otherwise tried.
2. (n.) The species of dialectic that examines the opinions of a person to determine whether they are consistent.
2. (n.) The species of dialectic that examines the opinions of a person to determine whether they are consistent.
Peyia
Peyia is the short, real crazy, curly haired girl in only the finest friend groups. People say she knows may legendary people like The Rat Man. However she has not been spotted in a long time. Maybe because of her height or maybe he masters in attacking people at random. Anyhow she is one worthy opponent to fight beside and one terrifying opponent to face. If you spot her please report to the nearest authority.
Peirson
A Peirson is very rare; you don't come upon one often. He seems really nerdy and shy at first but he's pretty dark-humored. Though he seems like a nerd, everyone wants to talk to him. He's comical and he knows it- but he can be a bit egotistical. Like, he's one of those kids who checks his reflection each time he walks past a car window. Be careful not to feed his ego, like by complimenting his hair. He's obsessed with hair.
You're always gonna find yourself laughing along with a Peirson
You're always gonna find yourself laughing along with a Peirson
"That kid Peirson is stupid but I love him"
"Peirson, stop checking your reflection in the car window"
"Peirson, stop checking your reflection in the car window"
Peirson by Chickenjoy May 23, 2019
Pelir
Pelir by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014
penircus
noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.
Jane: How was that date of yours last night?
Mary: Wonderful!
Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?
Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!
Mary: Wonderful!
Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?
Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!
penircus by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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