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Peterson'd 

When someone gives another person drugs with the intention of getting them so high they can take advantage of them sexually.
Dude: Damn bro, you aint gonna believe this shit, I straight got Peterson'd last night!

Bro: No shit? Did they do butt things?

Dude: Fuck you!
Peterson'd by Screwy1488 September 17, 2021
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adrian peterson'd

The act of a child getting their ass whooped by their parent for a petty reason.
Last week I was picking my daughter up from school, when another kid dropped his backpack on the ground and got totally Adrian Peterson'd by his dad.

Peterson's Donuts

A classic joint in Escondido, CA where everyone seems to gather at really odd hours of the day because it's open 24 hours. The donuts are amazingly delicious.
We were at Peterson's Donuts the other night and there was a really long line. We were behind these nerdy white boys and ghetto Mexican girls. One of them said, "Oh hell no bitch, they can't deny my card. I just got paid today".

Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits 

Ok so yeah he does seem to think that only the 3% of people have these personality traits... SO, I made a list!
Hym "Here is a list of Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits (with evidence!). Trait 1. Machiavellianism (Manipulation): Jordan likes to speak at a certain level of abstraction to obfuscate his beliefs (Regarding whether or not he believes in God or free will) and manipulate how he is conceptualized. Trait 2. Psychopathy (Parasitism): Has a parasitic relationship with his clients. Regularly using them for his own profit. Also parasitizes ME. Trait 3. Sadism Admits to having sadistic fantasies. Trait 4. Narcissism: Thinks he's "more competent" than everyone and thinks that anyone who even calls his integrity into question is jealous of him. Thinks he's above the rules and refuses to follow them. So... There you have it. Jordan Peterson's Dark Tetrad Traits. He's either part of the 3% or he's wrong."

Misti Dawn Peterson 

Misti Dawn Peterson by OneMistake November 17, 2020

dylan peterson 

someone who looks like bubbles. plays hockey and doesn't rock the flow, finally got wheels, dawson makes out with her.
kid 1 "why u no kiss dylan?"
id 2 "its dylan peterson."
dylan peterson by luvlife346 December 16, 2013

darren peterson 

The coolest trans at lths love vaping or doing anything to rebel. Lots of side pieces loves to get frisky no judging.PAP IS A CRAZY PARTIER
Example: Did you see Darren Peterson got ungrounded and already learned a new vape trick!!!
Definition: crazy partier who can’t get stoped.
darren peterson by Killer Klown14 February 14, 2022
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