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Peternity Discord Server 

Oh golly I sure can’t wait to talk in the Peternity Discord Server”-nobody ever

peterhigginsjockey 

It comes from an ancient irish myth. It means one that rides peter higgins, or someone who would ride peter higgins.
'yo mofo my biacth says you a peterhiggins jockey'!!!

peternity 

Hey dude I just joined the Peternity discord server!

You're a virgin, right?

How'd you know??

peternity test

Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.
Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
peternity test by QuacksO December 3, 2025