Peter Facinelli 

An incredibly talented and down-to-earth actor who became famous after starring in the popular TV show "Fastlane". He went on to star in The Twilight saga playing the hottest doctor of all time, Carlisle Cullen, and again played a doctor in "Nurse Jackie".

He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.

He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.

Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.

Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!

Example 1
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!

Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!

Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!

Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!

Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.

Peter Facinelli by peterfacinellifan1 May 26, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008