Petchaphobia

The fear of getting trapped in Henderson and forgotten about

The petchaphobia has resulted in him always carrying a pair on bolt cutters.

Petchaphobia by shwosty October 11, 2020

Pescaphobia 

The irrational fear and/or hatred of fish and/or fish touching you usually accompanied by severe fits of rage when exposed to fish and fishy situations. However negated by the fact that those in question still enjoy eating fish.

Frank- Hey Steve come in the water's great!!
Steve- Hell no man, there's fish in there are you crazy I hate those things you know I've got Pescaphobia!

--Two hours later--

Frank- Hey Steve where do you wanna go for dinner?
Steve- I don't know but I'm thinking catfish either way.
Frank- Damn Steve you can be such a Pescaphobe sometimes.

Pescaphobia by CaboosismHLF July 9, 2011

Patchaphobia 

A general reluctance or fear of applying software patches and updates.

"Tim lost 3 hours of gameplay due to a patch last month. He hasn't updated the game in weeks. Guy has major patchaphobia"

"My phone keeps asking me to schedule a time to update, but I have patchaphobia so I keep putting it off"

Patchaphobia by Amoxichillin September 24, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012