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Lois Griffin: "hello petah"
Peter Griffin: "Lois, Im tired, i feel the weight of 20 seasons of nonsense in my shoulders, the eternal glimpse at the un-human horrors in my mind being written by the hands of the all seeing gods in the infinite sky above Quahog terrifies my soul and existence in this two dimensional plane, the bodies falling to the ground melting away like it was nothing but always so near to not existing at all, There is something up there in the sky. It controls us like we are their puppets, This is only a moment in the blissful red hell that is the death of all of us. We dont have time. We dont have time to breathe. In the count of 3, I will be gone. 2. 1."
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Peter Griffin: "hi lois"
* No one will rembember this.
Peter Griffin: "Lois, Im tired, i feel the weight of 20 seasons of nonsense in my shoulders, the eternal glimpse at the un-human horrors in my mind being written by the hands of the all seeing gods in the infinite sky above Quahog terrifies my soul and existence in this two dimensional plane, the bodies falling to the ground melting away like it was nothing but always so near to not existing at all, There is something up there in the sky. It controls us like we are their puppets, This is only a moment in the blissful red hell that is the death of all of us. We dont have time. We dont have time to breathe. In the count of 3, I will be gone. 2. 1."
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Lois Griffin: "petah"
Peter Griffin: "hi lois"
* No one will rembember this.
Petah Tikva
Petah Tikva by newbeaver2 June 26, 2022
Petah. The horse is here.
A famous line from the hit show Family Guy, delivered by Lois Griffin in the episode (idk lol) while everyone was at the dinner table. The horse walked into the dining room and lois delivered this line.
(a horse walks into the kitchen)
"...Petah. The horse is here."
(petah turns to the horse)
"FUCK YOU"
"...Petah. The horse is here."
(petah turns to the horse)
"FUCK YOU"
Petah. The horse is here. by Idniont June 16, 2023
petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!
petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH! by Imthehamman July 4, 2023
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