Pestess 

A female pest.

Females think males owe them something because they give birth, they think they're owed special treatment in exchange for some notion of peace of mind. The reality is female cockroaches also give birth, so one pest becomes a million pests, thanks to the pestess.

Pestess by Solid Mantis August 3, 2020

petsessed 

petsessed.
a perfect word to describe people who are obsessed with their pets!

Dan: Hey Sam, what's up?
Sam: I WAS COOKING DINNER AND MY CAT FLUFFY JUMPED ON THE TABLE SO I CAN GIVE HIM FOOD, HE IS SO CUTE!
Dan: lol
Sam: Check your emails, I sent you bunch of photos of him!
Dan: Sure, I take a look.
Sam: Hey what should I get fluffy? A king sized cat bed? or a queen sized cat bed?
Dan: ummm I don't know...
Sam: OMG FLUFFY IS KISSING MY FACE! I should go to the store and buy him some more food.
Dan: wow you love spoiling him don't you?
Sam: What can I say, I am a pet lover!
Dan: No you're petsessed!

petsessed by #mr.foodfreak April 23, 2018

Pestersome 

The act of pestering someone insistantly when you want something from them they don't have to give you.

Man: "I want a blow job."

Woman: "I know, you've asked 12 times. I said later. You're being pestersome."

Pestersome by Lady face May 5, 2013