Pestess

Females think males owe them something because they give birth, they think they're owed special treatment in exchange for some notion of peace of mind. The reality is female cockroaches also give birth, so one pest becomes a million pests, thanks to the pestess.

Pestess by Solid Mantis August 3, 2020

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petsessed

petsessed.
a perfect word to describe people who are obsessed with their pets!

Dan: Hey Sam, what's up?
Sam: I WAS COOKING DINNER AND MY CAT FLUFFY JUMPED ON THE TABLE SO I CAN GIVE HIM FOOD, HE IS SO CUTE!
Dan: lol
Sam: Check your emails, I sent you bunch of photos of him!
Dan: Sure, I take a look.
Sam: Hey what should I get fluffy? A king sized cat bed? or a queen sized cat bed?
Dan: ummm I don't know...
Sam: OMG FLUFFY IS KISSING MY FACE! I should go to the store and buy him some more food.
Dan: wow you love spoiling him don't you?
Sam: What can I say, I am a pet lover!
Dan: No you're petsessed!

petsessed by #mr.foodfreak April 23, 2018

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Pestersome

The act of pestering someone insistantly when you want something from them they don't have to give you.

Man: "I want a blow job."

Woman: "I know, you've asked 12 times. I said later. You're being pestersome."

Pestersome by Lady face May 5, 2013

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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