4 definitions by #mr.foodfreak
Dan: Hey Sam, what's up?
Sam: I WAS COOKING DINNER AND MY CAT FLUFFY JUMPED ON THE TABLE SO I CAN GIVE HIM FOOD, HE IS SO CUTE!
Dan: lol
Sam: Check your emails, I sent you bunch of photos of him!
Dan: Sure, I take a look.
Sam: Hey what should I get fluffy? A king sized cat bed? or a queen sized cat bed?
Dan: ummm I don't know...
Sam: OMG FLUFFY IS KISSING MY FACE! I should go to the store and buy him some more food.
Dan: wow you love spoiling him don't you?
Sam: What can I say, I am a pet lover!
Dan: No you're petsessed!
Sam: I WAS COOKING DINNER AND MY CAT FLUFFY JUMPED ON THE TABLE SO I CAN GIVE HIM FOOD, HE IS SO CUTE!
Dan: lol
Sam: Check your emails, I sent you bunch of photos of him!
Dan: Sure, I take a look.
Sam: Hey what should I get fluffy? A king sized cat bed? or a queen sized cat bed?
Dan: ummm I don't know...
Sam: OMG FLUFFY IS KISSING MY FACE! I should go to the store and buy him some more food.
Dan: wow you love spoiling him don't you?
Sam: What can I say, I am a pet lover!
Dan: No you're petsessed!
by #mr.foodfreak December 30, 2017
Doctor: Okay Ms. Andrews! You're almost there!
Ms. Andrews: I know I am. I am amazing! it's only been 10 minutes and I am already almost done. Not to brag but I should be called Supergirl!
Doctor: Mhm.. alright mam one more push!
Ms. Andrews: Sweetie doesn't call me "mam" I am only 26 years old and I look stunning! Not to mention smart, caring, cute and loyal.
Doctor: Ok Ms. Andrews I need you to focus on your baby right now and not about yourself.
Ms: Andrews: How dare you give me attitude at this emotional moment! How much of a heartless cruel witch can you be?
Doctor: you're so labrrogant.
Ms. Andrews: I know I am. I am amazing! it's only been 10 minutes and I am already almost done. Not to brag but I should be called Supergirl!
Doctor: Mhm.. alright mam one more push!
Ms. Andrews: Sweetie doesn't call me "mam" I am only 26 years old and I look stunning! Not to mention smart, caring, cute and loyal.
Doctor: Ok Ms. Andrews I need you to focus on your baby right now and not about yourself.
Ms: Andrews: How dare you give me attitude at this emotional moment! How much of a heartless cruel witch can you be?
Doctor: you're so labrrogant.
by #mr.foodfreak August 21, 2017
borddling: when your cuddling with someone or something but your also bored!
bored + cuddling = borddling.
bored + cuddling = borddling.
Marcus: Jeff what are you doing?
Jeff: Nothing.. I'm bored AF!
Marcus: Do you want to play some video games?
Jeff: Nah, not in the mood. I'm just gonna lay down here cuz im tired. Get me my cat I wanna cuddle :3
Marcus: Heh. talk about borddling.
Jeff: Nothing.. I'm bored AF!
Marcus: Do you want to play some video games?
Jeff: Nah, not in the mood. I'm just gonna lay down here cuz im tired. Get me my cat I wanna cuddle :3
Marcus: Heh. talk about borddling.
by #mr.foodfreak August 22, 2017
A Farrdeid Friend is another word for "fake friend".
but Farrdeid means = stupid, rude, fake and arrogant all in one word.
but Farrdeid means = stupid, rude, fake and arrogant all in one word.
Sean: Carlos, I need to tell you something!
Carlos: What?
Sean: I got a new cat!
Carlos: k. whatever.
Sean: Everything okay?
Carlos: Just because I I don't care about your stupid little cat it doesn't mean I'm not okay.
Sean: Why are you being rude?
Carlos: I'm not being rude I'm just being honest. If anyone in here is acting rude it's you. you never seem interested in things I talk about.
Sean: Now you're being very arrogant. we talk about you all day long.
Carlos: Are you serious? You never tell me what I want to hear.
Sean: That's stupid! how do I know what you want to hear?
Carlos: I don't know try to be an actual friend?!
Sean: an actual friend? two days ago you stopped talking to me and went hanging out with other people. You're the bad friend here.
Carlos: lol are you jealous?
Sean: lol no. I knew you weren't a good friend from the beginning I can't believe I even bothered to give you a chance.
Sean: You're such a Farrdeid Friend!
Carlos: What?
Sean: I got a new cat!
Carlos: k. whatever.
Sean: Everything okay?
Carlos: Just because I I don't care about your stupid little cat it doesn't mean I'm not okay.
Sean: Why are you being rude?
Carlos: I'm not being rude I'm just being honest. If anyone in here is acting rude it's you. you never seem interested in things I talk about.
Sean: Now you're being very arrogant. we talk about you all day long.
Carlos: Are you serious? You never tell me what I want to hear.
Sean: That's stupid! how do I know what you want to hear?
Carlos: I don't know try to be an actual friend?!
Sean: an actual friend? two days ago you stopped talking to me and went hanging out with other people. You're the bad friend here.
Carlos: lol are you jealous?
Sean: lol no. I knew you weren't a good friend from the beginning I can't believe I even bothered to give you a chance.
Sean: You're such a Farrdeid Friend!
by #mr.foodfreak August 29, 2017