Pervervia 

the mental state in which a perverted person resides

John makes sick jokes so much they nominated him as the Mayor of Pervervia

Pervervia by foxy-roxy October 28, 2010

Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.

"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."

Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009

savik's law of perversity in fashion 

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

savik's law of perversity in fashion by james savik November 16, 2018

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion 

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot

Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009

Pervertasaurus 

An ancient creature which lured small creatures to its cave so it could gain sexual pleasure.

Or a pedo.

That Herbert is a right Pervertasaurus.

Pervertasaurus by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

Perjewvian

A Jew of Peruvian descent.

Rebecca is a Perjewvian.

Perjewvian by Sam the Ruthless November 3, 2009

extreme pervertion 

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.

Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.

extreme pervertion by chocolate milk breaking things August 4, 2010