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Perversiani

The term "perversiani" is commonly applied to testosterone-driven, horny guys.

"Perversiani" can be ascribed to a guy called "Ali Perversiani" who applies to all the characteristics mentioned above.
Ali Perversiani: "i wanna have sex all day long"
Puja: "Oh man, you are SUCH a perversiani"

Horny_Guy: "yeah..i jerked off at home to that girl i saw walking by at the bus stop"
Normal_Guy: "You know what? you live up to PERVERSIANIs name!"
by Mister Pi July 18, 2009
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Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.
"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
by JScotts February 14, 2009
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Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion
by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009
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perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop
i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!
by j caviston April 15, 2008
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Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.
Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!
by Man from Monty February 28, 2010
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innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
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Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.
Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
by wingwax August 11, 2009
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