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Peruvian Massage

A man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on massage table, and then proceeds to stick his penis up your nostril. Initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.
Odin gave her the peruvian massage, I heard she had a bad headache later.
by Timmy Pants August 7, 2011
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