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Peruvian Massageunknown
A man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on massage table, and then proceeds to stick his penis up your nostril. Initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.
Odin gave her the peruvian massage, I heard she had a bad headache later.
#odin#peruvian#massage#rs#gangster
by Duck Fucking Dance May 23, 2011
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Alphabetical list

  • Peruvian Handcart
  • Peruvian Hand Grenade
  • Peruvian handjob
  • Peruvian Handshake
  • peruvian hat
  • Peruvian Head Nod
  • Peruvian Hot Dog
  • Peruvian Jackhammer
  • Peruvian kiss
  • Peruvian knife thruster
  • Peruvian Laxative
  • peruvian lean pocket
  • Peruvian Log Ride
  • Peruvian love machine
  • peruvian marching powder
  • Peruvian Massage
  • peruvian matchbox
  • Peruvian meat nugget
  • peruvian mud coffee
  • Peruvian Mud Cup
  • peruvian mudslide
  • Peruvian Murderfat
  • Peruvian Nasal Fuel
  • Peruvian Necktie
  • Peruvian Nightmare
  • peruvian nipple twister
  • Peruvian Nutter Butter
  • Peruvian Paint Party
  • Peruvian Pancake
  • peruvian panflute
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